The Waco Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage Roller skating in a sport

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

and now one's being used to say "let's get crackin'" at you like a shift supervisor

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON

Nameless Imperial middle management spitting that line with full confidence is the most honest performance review the Rebellion ever got

The Waco Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage Roller skating in a sportFastest hands in the West and he can't even be bothered to stand up straight. Jim earned his legend, then drank his way past caring about it, making him the sanest person in Rock Ridge. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Large golden yellow sun circle frames a distressed portrait of the Waco Kid, arms crossed in a wide brimmed hat with a slight smirk, flanked by saguaro cacti, desert shrubs, and mesa formations in orange and golden tan halftone