Safety Third v3 - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL with stars and a small

with stars and a small moon scattered throughout

Misspelling the phrase about how easy something is proves the phrase was already too hard

Distressed white block text below reads "I WANT YOU TO BEER ME

Inspired by A League of Their Own

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

Safety Third v3 - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL with stars and a smallDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head