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White Elephant Gift - Unisex Hoodie nerds and a circular cartoon portraitWhite elephant gifts are the only socially acceptable way to make someone hold a candle shaped like a foot and say thank you. Putting the elephant on your chest just skips the wrapping paper. The Details: Large white silhouette of an elephant facing left, rendered in a clean single color graphic style with minimal detail lines defining the ear, eye, legs, and curled trunk. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch