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Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987
representing a Massachusetts city already steeped in centuries of history
Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden-orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below
White serif letter "G" incorporating ascending vertical bars resembling a bar chart sits above "GEKKO & CO" in white serif capitals
Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered
United Citizen Federation - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Lincoln freed an entire nationCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads