Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors gripping an M134 minigun

gripping an M134 minigun

Iowa was the most important nightlife venue within 40 miles

with small seagulls in the background

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

Dragon Seed Luau Hut brought authentic Polynesian escapism to Jackson Heights in the 1960s

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors gripping an M134 minigunCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.